metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via peterpan-compl3x)

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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‘normal’ best friends

real best friends

(Source: laughcentre, via uniquefreakkk)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via groudon)